That's Hot: The Olsen Twins
I'm obsessed with the Olsen twins. When I was younger I loved to rent their movies at Blockbuster, and imagine myself as Mary-Kate's character in New York Minute , or joining in riding on the back of Italian boys' mopeds in When In Rome . I think I've seen every Mary-Kate and Ashley movie. I always thought they were so gorgeous and I adored them enviously. Now they've become wealthy recluses, occasionally papped in New York City having a smoke outside their studios, or dashing to dinner with friends at extremely expensive restaurants. They date men 10 to 20 years their seniors, they wear billowing black kaftans to awards shows, and they almost never smile. I know that Ashley favors an oversized silhouette and that Mary-Kate recently replaced her omnipresent Starbucks cup with a more sustainable Keep Cup. I know and love the Olsen twins so well that if I could move in and become their triplet sister, hidden away from the world and crafting meticulous minimalist desig...
